Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Those Japanese fuckers and their cheat codes....

Yeah

I'm a poor faggot

Why does DJ equipment have to be so expensive....
I like music but I don't really have any talents so I guess I'll have to be a man stripper for my occupation....... and not even in Japan.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Some of my friends came over to my house unexpectedly to give me gifts.
They were glad that I wasn't dead.
This moment made me realize that I should appreciate life more.

God Hates Me


I'm a collector you see, I like my stuff new and unused.
Prices like these make me cry.

The Composition of the Anime Fanbase

Here's a chart I made that accurately maps out the anime fanbase:



Narutards: Those annoying fuckers who obsess over some transsexual who wears a retarded headband.

Weeaboos: The ones who mix Japanese and English.

Suicidal Weeaboos: Weeaboos who want to kill themselves because they don't live in Japan.

Closet Weeaboo: In public you can't tell if this person is a weeaboo or some sort of Otaku.

Hardcore Anime Otaku: 

Serious Retards Who Can\\'t Take Jokes: Like mods and admins on an anime forum

Suicide

I recently recovered from a suicide attempt.
I don't know what to do now.
I feel suicidal again, except more pragmatic.
Maybe if I die I'd go to Japan.
But I've been thinking.
I'm not sure what would happen if I die.
What if it's.... eternal pain?
I guess I'll have to wait.

Now I'm being serious

Fuck

Grand Opening

Fuck